Either that or burned out at work and needing some time off.
 
Makes a lot more sense than the specimen after a vasectomy...
 

 
 

 
 
A man just got to have his priorities straight....
 
 

 
Must have been at a Wal Mart....
 
 

 
I would imagine that by the time this goes off, its just a tad too late....
 
 

 
I'll have to get back to you on this one....
 
 

 
 
 
OK, I was thinking about poop today.  Strange how some things come to my mind.  Well maybe.  Anyway, it came to me that bear poop is called scat.
 
How bad a$$ do you have to be to have a special name for your poop?